Viejo’s Vitals — Grooming from A–Z
Small-batch, analogue grooming products.
No synthetics. No mass production.
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parlognes $30 5ml
parlognes were created as alternatives to “unisex” fragrances. With parlognes, you have the choice between masculine or feminine aenergy (or combine them for a 3rd thing. For instance, below is Raspberry Stardust. That’s the name of the parlogne. It is available in a blue (feminine) or amber (masculine) 5ml vial.
The difference between the amber and the blue lies in the inversion of the elements which build the masculine or feminine.
Raspberry Stardust — Aenergy Contrast
| Feminine Build (Original) | Masculine / Polar Inversion |
|---|---|
| BASE Sandalwood Guaiac Wood Vanilla |
BASE Bergamot Grapefruit Pink Pepper |
| HEART Jasmine Rosewood Raspberry Accord |
HEART Jasmine Rosewood Raspberry Accord |
| TOP Bergamot Grapefruit Pink Pepper |
TOP Sandalwood Guaiac Wood Vanilla |
Raspberry Stardust
Profile Type: Parlogne
Energy: Playful / cosmic gourmand
Top:
Red raspberry pulp, pink pepper sparkle
Heart:
Rose absolute, vanilla bean, faint cocoa dust
Base:
Amber resin, warm musk
Overall Impression:
Bright berry opening. Creamy floral-sweet mid. Warm resinous drydown with subtle depth.
La Vay-Tah
Type: Parlogne
Energy: Clean, mineral, refined
Top (Up Front):
Bergamot zest, crushed green leaf, light citrus oil
Heart (Mid):
Lavender stem, soft sage, dry white florals
Base (Underneath):
Pale cedarwood, mineral amber, light musk
Overall Impression:
Crisp herbal opening. Clean aromatic body. Smooth mineral wood drydown.
Parlay
Type: Parlogne
Energy: Magnetic / modern masculine
Top:
Bergamot oil, cracked black pepper
Heart:
Lavender, cardamom, light incense
Base:
Ambergris-style accord, vetiver, dark woods
Overall Impression:
Sharp citrus-spice opening. Aromatic core. Smooth woody drydown.
Oh! Sp!ce!
Profile Type: Parlogne
Energy: Classic barbershop amplified
Top:
Orange peel, clove bud
Heart:
Carnation, bay leaf, cinnamon leaf
Base:
Tonka bean, vanilla, sandalwood
Overall Impression:
Spiced citrus front. Warm aromatic heart. Sweet, creamy, old-world drydown.
Mas o Manos
Type: Parlogne
Energy: Resinous / rugged
Top:
Juniper berry, desert air
Heart:
Pinyon pine resin, labdanum
Base:
Cedarwood, smoked amber, dry earth
Overall Impression:
Bright resin opening. Dense pine heart. Earthy grounded finish.
**SPECIAL BLEND CREATED FOR RECORDING ARTIST, PEARL CHARLES.
’84 Noir (think “Dra**ar No!r”)
Type: Parlogne
Energy: 80s night / leather
Top:
Lemon zest
Heart:
Geranium, clove, dark rose
Base:
Oakmoss, leather
Overall Impression:
Bright retro opening. Spiced floral body. Mossy leather finish.
waxes/balms/oils
- waxes $25
- beard balms $25
- beard oils $30
dental
- powder $5
- oil (pulling oils, pair w tooth-powder) $5
- brushes (100% natural. Horse/boar bristles) $5/each; 2 per box w only horse hair; boar is 1(one)brush per box
topical
face/hand/foot
- deodorants–$15: 2oz; salves–$15:2oz; $30:6oz
- creme–$15:2oz; $30:6oz
- balms–$15:2oz; $30:6oz
- pain-relief (with arnica) $15:2oz; $30:6oz
tertium quid
Tertium Quid
All parlognes are built in two polar aenergies — not to compete, but to transform.
Apply the Feminine build to one wrist.
Apply the Masculine inversion to the other.
Then bring the wrists together.
Where wood meets citrus.
Where depth meets lift.
Where warmth meets spark.
A third aroma emerges.
Not one.
Not the other.
But the space between.
This is the tertium quid —
the living accord born in motion,
activated by skin, heat, and union.
Two expressions.
One convergence.